My City Chi City

My City Chi City

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I’m having too much fun with picframe

I’m having too much fun with picframe



JOBBBBBBBBBB

Please someone hire me for the summer. 


UPDATE: I was hired on Friday! I’ll be teaching Weeball which is the basic skills of Teeball for 4 & 5 year olds. I get nights & weekends (Parttty) off and I get to be in the sun all day! 

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Buddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

I (still) just want to be in Disney!!


I cannot waitttttt!

I cannot waitttttt!

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Summer pinterest project #1. Broc Ched Soup!

Summer pinterest project #1. Broc Ched Soup!



Chicken Shit

I was watching television last night, I think it was comedy central , and a KFC commercial came on. It talked about some deal where if you buy a meal you’ll be entered in a raffle to win a wholllleeeee shit ton o’ prizes. ipads & tvs & trips…etc.

Obviously my first thought was ” I’ll eat some chicken to win!!”

Then I realized : THEY GOT ME. IT WORKED.

I see these contests all the time. Buy a pack of oreos and you’ll get the chance to meet Zac Efron!! 

Have you ever met anyone who has won one of these things? I’ve known people who’ve won the lottery but never a contest like this.

Like ohhh hey theres Bill! He ate 45 bags of doritos and won a trip to the super bowl. Look at him go!

Not that I’ve ever actually tried to win one of these things. I just get bright eyed when I know I could have the chance. Then I realize the outcome would be me spending all my money on fried chicken while simultaneously getting fatter. Not Qute. Not Qute at all.

Fuck you KFC and your chicken fried hearattack dreams you’ve created for me. 

I’ll stick to online contests or good ol’ put your name in a bowl at the mall.